Steven
looked at the mountain of work piled on his desk with wide, sad eyes.
The top of it seemed to grow ever further towards the ceiling.
Periodically, that troll of a secretary would bring in another pile
and toss it onto the pile. He wished the whole thing would just
tumble over and crush him. That would mean an end to this torture.
This was
all his bosses fault. That cantankerous old wizard had “volunteered”
Steven for some extra work. Steven did not remember ever being
consulted about this. He just standing there, trying to get through
another terrible morning meeting, and the next thing he knows, he is
in charge of converting all old client files over to the new
database. This was clearly a punishment. There was no reason to be
handling files from 20 years ago unless someone was torturing him.
This was the stuff of Tarturaus, and Greek legend. He half expected
to see Orpheus descending at any moment to rescue him.
Sadly,
that would never happen, so he was stuck here, filing and typing and
coming up with creative reasons to call in sick tomorrow. He had run
out of dead relatives, so a funeral was out of the question, and his
boss now required a doctor's note after his two week long battle with
the boogy woogy flu. This is one of the few times Steven wished he
had a cat, as a well times vet visit would do the trick quite well.
Maybe he had a no-good brother who had to get bailed out of jail? Or
a sister who needed help moving. Or maybe he could just get raptured
right there in his bedroom.
The ogre
woman brought another stack of files and Steven could not help but
smile. This was how his world was going to end, not with a bang, but
with the quiet shuffling of papers. This would be his tomb, this
mausoleum of envelops and files. Centuries from now, archaeologists
would uncover this strange site and conclude, ironically, that this
was a man obsessed with his work.
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